Posts Tagged ‘pick up lines’

Ok, that last post didn’t work. It was supposed to be the script for the countdown to the third and final Twilight movie trailer. It’s on in two days. More information can be found at Stephenie Meyer’s website.

This post is for all the girls who have seen a boy and wondered if he fell out of her copy of Twilight and into the real world. I don’t know if there’s actually that many, but whatever.

Today, sitting outside one of the many billion libraries at uni, in the sun, my number one fan, Katie, and I started brainstorming funtime vampire pick up lines. This may or may not be due to the fact that I fall into the above catagory of girls. 😛

So now, for the creme de la creme of vampire pick up lines! 100% bloodthirst-quenching success guaranteed!

1. “Do you sparkle in the sunlight?”

2. “Would you be more attracted to me if I bled?”

3. “Can you read my mind?” (if he says no, ask him if that intrigues him)

4. “I got a new headboard the other day, care to come over and help me smash it?”

5. “My pillows are 100% feathers, want to go home and bite them open?”

6. Flick your hair/your scent in some way, in his direction, and ask: “Fancy a taste?”

7. “Is that music in my veins or does my blood sing for you too?” or “My mum says that music is in my blood, can you hear it sing for you?”

8. “I’d be far more attractive as a vampire.”

9. “You dazzle me… Frequently.”

10. “I’ll be your lamb if you be my lion.”

11. “You are my life now.” (This worked for Edward.)

12. “I’m free for lunch, you don’t have to share.”

13. “Am I tripping out? Because you’re exactly my brand of heroin.”

14. “You can hold me hostage anytime, I’m a magnet for danger.”

15. “I think I’m drunk.” (he asks “What?”) “I’m intoxicated by your very precense!”

Got anymore? Leave a comment! I’ll add them in.

Also, it’s here! The sun is here! It has finally returned to Perth! Once again my skin glows neon in the sunlight! (Hah! Take that Edward!) And I can frolic freely in pretty summer dresses once more!


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