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Ok, my internets been down, hence the lack of updates. I’ll be doing some proper blogging tomorow.

In the meantime, let us play a game. I like to call this game:


Yeah, that’s right, thanks to a lovely lovely gossip magazine, I can now link myself to anyone and everyone involved in Twilight. The cast AND Stephenie Meyer.

This. Blows. My. Mind.

Ok, you can read the relevant story at NineMSN.

Now don’t tell me that this is just gossip! Shush! I know it might just be gossip! But can I PLEASE just pretend it’s real? Just for a moment?

Let’s continue:

I’m friends with some people who went to school with/were in a theatre production with the boy in the above article. (Infact, his school is literally two blocks from my house.)

Now, he’s allegedly dating Emma Watson, aka Hermione.

She starred in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire with Robert Pattinson.

What’s that? 4 Degrees? Man, that’s just insane in the membrane. I cannot believe how bloody close that is. It also makes me THAT much closer to working out my 6 degrees between me and Kevin Bacon. (Because apparently everyone is 6 degrees from Kevin Bacon, now I just have to find a link between Watson and Bacon! And that’s a big deal.)

Right, so I could go on from there, with the degrees game, to Stephenie Meyer and JK Rowling and Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman and Emma Thompson and… that’s about it for celebrities from HP & Twilight that I actually would not mind running into… (and then of course, we could just keep going, listing off everyone who’s ever been in a movie or whatever with ANYONE from Harry Potter or Twilight and then it just gets complicated!)

So for now, all I care about, is that I am 4 degrees – FOUR! – from Robert Pattinson and JK Rowling and FIVE!!! from Stephenie Meyer.

And, thank you to Katie for working out how I was initially linked to the boy in the above article. (Because Jo and I spent AGES this morning looking for a common friend.)

Man I’m psyched!

Actual real and proper Twilight news tomorow! (When my internet officially kicks back in!)

love and vampire bites!

p.s. do you think if I held that boy hostage, I could pursuade Emma to pay ransom in the form of Robert? lol. this is what happens when you have had too much sugar and a brand new Twilight poster for your bedroom wall!


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Ok, that last post didn’t work. It was supposed to be the script for the countdown to the third and final Twilight movie trailer. It’s on in two days. More information can be found at Stephenie Meyer’s website.

This post is for all the girls who have seen a boy and wondered if he fell out of her copy of Twilight and into the real world. I don’t know if there’s actually that many, but whatever.

Today, sitting outside one of the many billion libraries at uni, in the sun, my number one fan, Katie, and I started brainstorming funtime vampire pick up lines. This may or may not be due to the fact that I fall into the above catagory of girls. 😛

So now, for the creme de la creme of vampire pick up lines! 100% bloodthirst-quenching success guaranteed!

1. “Do you sparkle in the sunlight?”

2. “Would you be more attracted to me if I bled?”

3. “Can you read my mind?” (if he says no, ask him if that intrigues him)

4. “I got a new headboard the other day, care to come over and help me smash it?”

5. “My pillows are 100% feathers, want to go home and bite them open?”

6. Flick your hair/your scent in some way, in his direction, and ask: “Fancy a taste?”

7. “Is that music in my veins or does my blood sing for you too?” or “My mum says that music is in my blood, can you hear it sing for you?”

8. “I’d be far more attractive as a vampire.”

9. “You dazzle me… Frequently.”

10. “I’ll be your lamb if you be my lion.”

11. “You are my life now.” (This worked for Edward.)

12. “I’m free for lunch, you don’t have to share.”

13. “Am I tripping out? Because you’re exactly my brand of heroin.”

14. “You can hold me hostage anytime, I’m a magnet for danger.”

15. “I think I’m drunk.” (he asks “What?”) “I’m intoxicated by your very precense!”

Got anymore? Leave a comment! I’ll add them in.

Also, it’s here! The sun is here! It has finally returned to Perth! Once again my skin glows neon in the sunlight! (Hah! Take that Edward!) And I can frolic freely in pretty summer dresses once more!

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