Ok, once again my interwebs went up shit creek and I only got it back last night, I have been sparce.
However, I am back and hopefully I’m getting my download limit upgraded.
I’m not going to post any real Twi-news because the movie arrives here in Australia IN SIX DAYS and I’m really, really excited and I’m going to hold of to review that.
However, I’ll quickly let you know that it looks like the Movie Companion’s release date has been pushed back again to April 2009, we’re awaiting further information from the publishers.
Also, I’m off to London on Dec 28th and will not be posting for the whole of January. I will, however, be seeking a lock of Spunk’s hair to sell on eBay. (I reckon I could pay off half my trip with a lock of his hair, easy.)
So tonight I will focus on my two favourite non-Cullen vampires: Vladimir & Stefan.
They’re old, their skin is flakey and they want to destroy the Volturi and take over the vampire world in a real, full blown revolution. They are MADE of pure awesome. No one, absolutely no one, has captured my heart the way these evil little mini Dracula’s have.
Whenever I think of them, I think of Nosferatu with a skin disease (hence the flakey skin).
Except, more midgety and balding (but not entirely bald) and with little hats, maybe.
I also imagine them dressed like Snape does, with the high-necked black shirt thing that he wears in the Harry Potter movies. N’aww, they’re like mini-Snapes.
I hope, that if Breaking Dawn becomes a movie, Vlad & Stefan should be played by the midget guy who played Mini Me in Austin Powers. That’d be cool. If he’s not available/too expensive, then I am more than willing to dress up as a flakey man vampire, I’d be the best mini-Dracula ever.
We don’t learn alot about Stefan and Vlad, but I think we could make a few assumptions based on the information that we do have.
For instance, I’m pretty convinced that these two are lovers, obsessed with power (well that bit is obvious) and honestly believe that they could rule the vampire world better than the Volturi. I like to think of Vlad and Stefan as the Lenin and Trotsky of the vampire world… And now I’m imagining them with Lenin and Trotsky facial hair. Awesome.
See? These guys just keep getting that much more awesome. They also deserve their own spin off series. That would = awesome on the highest level of awesome.
Ok, I could continue on and on forever about their ability to awesome, but my back is killing me and I have work very early tomorow morning.
I’ll see you all next week to review Twilight the movie! YAY!