twi-lol

I have some absolutely hilarious Twi-news for you all today!
1. Robert Pattinson “dead”. Seems like celebrity death hoaxes are all the rage at the moment. Pick someone who isn’t going to appear a mere few hours later live on television, idiots. That way you might actually fool someone.
2. Fifty Things You Didn’t Know About Twilight. [...]

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I have a bone to pick… (New Moon thrills and chills!)

Excuse me Twilighters everywhere. You, yes, you.
Hear the exciting news? Yeah, I heard it too. New Moon the movie! YAY!
If you want more details, check them out at Deadline Hollywood Daily and
Cinema Blend
Now, you might notice some of the comments people have made. Some very rude comments.
No, I’m not talking about the Twilight bashers who [...]

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Less Annoying than Paul

I shall make this very clear now: I love Leah. She is my best and favourite werewolf and my best and favourite minor character. Alright? And to all you Leah-haters out there: whatever in your face. You clearly know nothing about life and broken hearts and having to always be around the boy you can’t [...]

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Half Breed Mutant?

Today’s character of choice is the topic of the moment: Renesmee.
Love her or hate her, she’s there and you can’t get rid of her.
Now, Renesmee is obviously a half-breed (which Draco Malfoy would say is dirty ), being that daddy is a vampire and mummy was a human at the time. This frustrated many [...]

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